Many people are still troubled by the fact that Christine Nampeera, a very religious girl, would go to the lavatory, fully undress, and allow a bearded man to organize her enormously endowed 'Nadunga' (read rear) before getting brutally shafted.
The photographs from that scene are still fresh in the minds of worried social media in-laws, with others wondering what exactly happened to the aspiring city socialite, despite the fact that the bumless, talented Muzzinyi looked for water in vain.
We now see, though, that it might have been Nampeera's fault that day because she had forgotten her rosary.
I have no idea how Satan led me there. Last Wednesday at Cielo Lounge, a vivacious Nampeera was heard apologizing to anyone who wanted to listen for forgetting to say her rosary.
Nampeera is, in fact, far too holy. Without a rosary, it's challenging to locate her. The biblical Maria appears in her WhatsApp profile photo.
On the other hand, if it is true that she was tricked by the devil, he must have been a man and a h*rny.
